Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha ha 1 kay pechay dus log.
21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball ha 1 kay pas ati ha baqi dekhty reh jatay hain.
31 to 40 saal ki larki to nh hoti,
Wo aurat hoti ha jo table tennis ki ball ki trha ha 1 kehta ha tu rakh dusra kehta
ha tu rakh !

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

1st boy: you have got 15 girl friends, how do you recognize them? 2nd boy: oh i remember them by d parts i like d best.

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nh
Ladki boli : Kaise nh
Ladka bola : Mehangayi ha
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai ha

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boy:Ma tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: ys.
After marrid boy left hr
with in week
Grl: why you did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna kay choro ga.

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boy: Boys r intelligent dan girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: u always say intelliGENTS
bt u never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Boyfriend, Do u think my salary is sufficient 4 u?
Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient 4 me,
Bt how will u survive?


Boys vs Girls sms Text Messages

Valentine's day messages Valentine's day greetings Valentine's Day Wishes Romantic Valentine messager

If I could die early I would ask
 God if I could be your guardian angel,
 so I could wrap my wings around you
 and embrace you whenever you feel alone.

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Even though we are not together this
Valentines Day but I'll be with you wherever you go.
Love you always.

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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world.

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V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

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Birthday Messages Birthday Wishes Romantic Birthday Wishes

Love is strong yet delicate.
It can be broken.
To truly love is to understand this.
To be in love is to respect this.
Happy Birthday My Love!

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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
 Wishing you a wonderfully sunny birthday

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Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

To the world, you may be one person. But to me, you are the world.

It's as easy to stay in love with you as it was to fall in love.

Happy Birthday my love!

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My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.

Generous, loyal, always kind,
To your outer layer blind.
Surely, opposite of rude,
My beating heart I must include.

On your birthday, my love for you,
From the clouds, a perfect view.
Moments, memories, a year gone by,
I'm here for you, don't you cry.

My love for you, lives by the truth,
Always keeps me, in my youth.
When it sees, our trust and hope,
It climbs and conquers any slope.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Sayings Cute and lovely Morning WIshes

A good morning wish, for you my friend
May joy be yours, until day's end
With nothing but sunshine, no clouds at all
Until the evening shadows fall.

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Receive this gift of salam
Rapped with love
Tied with care &
Sealed with dua
To keep u safe &
Happy on every day !!!

Good morning

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Twinkle twinkle lazy star
kitna soyega uth ja yaar
up above the world so high
Sun has risen in the sky
uth ke jaldi pele chai
then call me & say hi

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The sun is shining and
It is a lovely day
I was thinking of you
And just wanted to
Wish you a
Really right and beautiful day

Good Mornings

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Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Cute Good Morning Wishes Quotes

Never blame any day in your life.
Good days give u happiness,
Bad days give u experience.
Worst days give u a lesson.

Have a good morning and great day ahead.

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Plz come out from room!
So that sun can rise,flowers can blossom,
birds can sing,bcoz all r waiting 2 see ur
beautiful SMILE;Good morning!

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Our life is like a good movie. Harmonious combination
of picture and sound. Like a movie without music,
 my life will be incomplete without you. Good morning.

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Always welcome a new day with a Smile
on Ur Lips,Love in Ur Heart & Good
Thoughts in Ur Mind....And Ull always have a
 WoNderFuL DaY..GoOd MoRnInG...

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Mother's Day Wishes Mother's Day Quotes Mother Day Greetings Sayings Text Messages

Ma,
We wish we could tell you,
Ma that how much you mean to us....
We have no words to say about
how much we appreciate you...
how much we admire you...
how much we thank you
for everything you've done.
We love you so much Ma...
Happy Mother's Day

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A mother is the truest friend we have,
when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;
when adversity takes the place of prosperity;
when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;
when trouble thickens around us;
still will she cling to us,
and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,
and cause peace to return to our hearts.

Wishing you happy mother's day

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Mom, without you, there would be no me.
Your love, your attention, your guidance,
have made me who I am.
Without you, I would be lost,
wandering aimlessly,
without direction or purpose.
You showed me the way
to serve, to accomplish, to persevere.
Without you, there would be an empty space
I could never fill, no matter how I tried.
Instead, because of you,
I have joy, contentment, satisfaction and peace.
Thank you, mom.
I have always loved you
and I always will.

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For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day

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Good Night Messages Good Night Wishes Good Night Quotes Cute & Lovely good Night SMS Text Messages

Since your eyes are looking tired…
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.
Happy journey into the world of dreams..
GOOD NIGHT !

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Sun Is Switched Off!

Stars Are Switched On!

Blue Sky Goes Off

And

Black Sky Comes In!

So A Cool Night Is Coming!

Go To Bed! And Sleep Well.

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Look back at all that we held dear
And keep your head held high.
Shed no tears and know, My Love
That this is not Good-bye.

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As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight.

I told some ghosts to dance in white,

& 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula

2 kiss ur neck goodnight..

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Friendship Messages Friendship Quotes Friendship Text Messages Friendship Funny Jokes

NICE DOST "HATH "

AUR "ANKH"KI TARAH

HOTTEY HAIN,

JAB "HATH" KO TAQLEEF

HOTI HAI TO ANKAH

ROTI HAI, AUR JAB "ANKH"

ROTI HAI TO HATH ANSOO

PONCHTA HAI.

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logon ko aksar yeh

ketay suna hai key

zinda rahay to phir

milain gay laiken

aap se mil ker aisa

lagta hay keh miltay

rahay tou zinda

 rehain gay.

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HAR KARZ DOSTI KA

ADA KON KARA GA

HUM NA RAHAIN GE

TO WAFA KARE GA

KON ,

AY KHUDA MERE DOSTON

KO SALAMAT RAKHNA

WARNA MERE JEENE

KI DUA KON KARE GA.

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BAAT BAAT PE

TO ROTH JATE HAIN

UNSE KAHO K HATH

ANJANE MEI CHOT

JATE HAIN,

ITNA NAZUK HAI

YE DOSTI KA

RISHTA K HASTE

HADTE B HI DIL

TOOT JATE HAIN.

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Good Night Greetings Good Night Quotes Good Night Wishes Sweet Romantic Good Night SMS Text Messages

DIL MAIN YADON

KI TARHA ,
AANKON MEIN AANSU

KI TARHA,

TUM MERE PASS HO .,

PHOOLON MEIN

KHUSHBO KI TARHA..

GOOD NIGHT

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ZINDGI KISI KI

AMANAT NAHI HOTI

AMANAT ME KABHI KHAYANA

NAHI HOTI ,DIL ZARA

DEKH KAR LAGANA

DOSTO ISHQ KI KAID

MEIN KABHI ZAMANT

NAHI HOTI .

GooD NighT!

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U KNOW WHAT ,

IN THE WHOLE

WORLD THER E

IS NO SUCH

DARLING WHOM

I LOVE AND I WANT

THE WHOLE WORLD TO

THAT I WILL NEVER

FORGET U!
GOOD NIGHT
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IF U DLIVE TO

BE A HUNDRED

I WANT TO BE A

HUNDRED MINUS

ONE DAY SO I

DINT HAVE TO

LIVE A DAY

WITHOUT U
GOOD NIGHT
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Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Good Morning Wishes Morning Prayers Cute and Lovely Good Morning SMS Text Messages

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning,
it has a silent message saying:
 I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
& An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day…
(*) Good Morning (*)

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Wrap a rainbow of joy in ur heart,
Let the sun paint a smile on ur face,
Remove all clouds of doubt & fear
And receive god's gift of life.
Good Morning!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue,
to keep me company so there's no need to worry.
Through good and bad, I know,
I have a friend so dear, so true,
and that friend is you. Take care!

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Funny Text Messages Funny Jokes Funny Greetings Fun Text Messages Jokes Funny Poetry SMS Text Messages

Aik Pathan ne Doctor ko bohat mara tou logon ne us se pucha Kiun kia huwa khan sahab?

Pathan: Itni garmi mein kehta hai paani ubaal k piyo..

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Ye 1 sacha waqia hai ignore mat karna

Shah Faisal Colony me 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki, kuch dino bad dono mein larai ho gai, 1 din larka larki ko mar rha tha larki ne bachne k lie churi uthai tou wo larkay ko lag gai or wo mar gya.
Larki ghabra k apne ghar ja k so gai, usne khwab mein dekha k 1 baba keh rhe hein "Beta tere kapro pe khoon k daagh hain tumhain to police pakar le gi." Larki boli Baba ab mein kaya karun tou baba ne kaha "Daro mat"


"Surf Excel hai Na"

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Kbhi kbhi dil chahta
Hai
K
is dunya main jo aap say
ziada khubsurat hai usay
jaan se maar dun,

 Magar........

Kya karun...



Islam me khud khushi bhi tou haram hai:-)

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 ('.') Lo ji
<)(>arz
_/ \_ kia hai

Duniya me bohat Dard-o-Tanhai hai

\('',)/" wah
  \  \  wah
 _/''''\_ wah

Zalimo tum b msg karo meri koi muft
ki kamai hai.

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True Friendship SMS Friendship Messages Friendship Greetings Friendship Quotes and peotry

How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?

How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?

How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.

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I m Happy, U know Why ?
Because I m Lucky, U know Why ?
Because GOD Love me, U know How ?
He sent the best friend to me u know Who ?
DEFINITELY U !

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Earth may stop Rotating
Birds may stop Flying
Candles may stop melting
Fishes may stop swimming
Heart may stop breathing
But I will never stop
THINKING U

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We tell each other our problems,
we make each other smile.
I worry if you haven't e-mailed,
or sent a message in a while.
 
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Faraz Urdu Poetry Faraz Funny Jokes SMS Messages Faraz Ghazal Poems Messages

Sadion Say Jaagi Aankhon Ko Ek Baar Sulanay Aa Jao
Mana K Tum Ko Pyar Nahi Nafrat Hee Jatanay Aa Jao

Jis Mor Pay Hum Ko Chor Gaye Hum Baithay Ab Tak Soch Rahay
Kya Bhool Hui Kyou Juda Huway Bus Yeh Samjhanay Aa Jao

Har Lamha Teri Furqat Mein Hum Tarsay Rahay
Meri Manoo Tum Is Dil Ko Kuch Pal Behlanay Aa Jao?

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Hum Se Bichar K Us Ka Takbbur Bikhar Gaya Faraz

Har Ek Se Mil Raha Hy Barii Aajzii K Saath

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Bin Maange Hi Mil Jati Hyn Taabeerai'n Kisi Ko Faraz

Koi Khaali Haath Reh Jata Hy Hazaro'n Duao'n K Baad

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Us Ne Mujhe Chhor Dia To Kia Hua Faraz…

Meine B To Chora Tha Sara Zamana Us K Liye…

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Merry Christmas Quotes Merry Christmas Wishes Greetings Christmas Wishes Greetings Quotes SMS Text Messages

From Home to home,
and heart to heart,
from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas,
brings us closer to each other.

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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs
you and puts you in a sack don't worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

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Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas

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Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,
CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,
FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY
PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.MERRY CHRISTMAS.

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Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Best Morning Wishes Lovely morning greetings Good morning Text messagse

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue, to keep me company so there's no need to worry. Through good and bad, I know, I have a friend so dear, so true, and that friend is you. Take care!


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Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.

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Boys vs Girls Comic Jokes Funny Text Messages

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy

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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai

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Heart Touching Romantic Birthday Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life's Best Things For You

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My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birthday***

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Beautiful and Funny Jokes SMS text Messages

Universal Msg for every girl

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar

jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye

itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"

 

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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?

Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.

Customer: Aur ye dusri?

Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.

Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay

deti hai?

Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...

 

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi

tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.

 

Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.

 

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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?

Girl: Zaleel

       Kameenay,

 

           Kuttay

 

             Behaya

 

Sharam nhi aati

 

 

 

Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?

 

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Sweet Lovely Cute Birthday Greetings Wishes Messages

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

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***\/****\/****\/****
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***||****||****||******
**(-----------------)*****
**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
***(______________)***

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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you

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New & Sweet Funny Jokes Funny Text Messages Sardar Jokes Messages

A boy and a girl were sitting in a garden.
Suddenly a Dag kissed a bitch.

Boy: Jaani agar bura na mnaao to me bhi?
Girl: Ok par sambhal k jana kahin kutta kaat na le...!

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Height oF adaB:

Main sirF yE socH kr papeR khali dey atA hun Faraz!

k kahin Teacherz ye na kahen k aggon jawab denda a....

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Deadly IQ Question:

Pathan to Sardar: "Where is abu dabi?"

Sardar: "jithay ami dabi, oday naal e zra pran kr k Abu dabi."

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1 Sardar ki apni baap se larai ho gai.
Wo bohat ghusay main apne baap ki tasveer le
k ghar se nikla.
Us ne baap ki tasveer qabristaan me laga di or
neechay likh dia
"COMING SOON"

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Special Mother's day Quotes Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Andhere hen rastay mein diya le kar jana,
Apne aansuon ki zia le kar jana,
Tumhen hadson se bacaha le gi hamesha,
Ghar se MAA ki dua le kar jana...

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HAPPY
MOTHER'S
DAY

Apni MAA ko har khushi dene ki
koshish karo or apne RAB ko razi karo
AY
MAA
TERI
AZMAT
KO
SALAAM
HAMESHA
HANSTI
RAHO
yehi dua hai meri

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New Islamic Quotes Inspirational Quotes SMS Text Messages

ALLAH said:
"If u never felt pain or
experienced problems,
how would u know I am a
"HELPER?"
"If u never made a mistake,
how would u know I am a
"FORGIVER?"
"If u were never hurt,
how would u know I can
Comfort u?"
"If ur life was perfect,
then why would u need ME?"
so
Always say thank 2 ALLAH.

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Agar koi puchay Zindagi mein kya
khoya kya paya
Tou bila jhijhak keh dena
Jo kuch khoya apni wo meri nadani thi
Or jo kuch paya
Wo mere RAB ki meharbani hai.

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Tu agar Mujhay nawazay to Tera Karam hai YA RAB!

Warna teri rehmaton k Qabil meri bandagi nhi....

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"Hasbi Allah"
is an Arabic word.
Means:
"mujhay ALLAH kafi hai"
Whenever you feel u r in trouble,
or feel lonely, or have some
problem.
Just say "HASBI ALLAH"

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Sweet and Lovely Birthday Wishes, Greetings, SMS Messages

My love for you, shall never pause,
Strong and determined with all our flaws.
It endures and doesn't judge,
Never holds a lasting grudge.

Generous, loyal, always kind,
To your outer layer blind.
Surely, opposite of rude,
My beating heart I must include.

On your birthday, my love for you,
From the clouds, a perfect view.
Moments, memories, a year gone by,
I'm here for you, don't you cry.

My love for you, lives by the truth,
Always keeps me, in my youth.
When it sees, our trust and hope,
It climbs and conquers any slope.

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Happy birthday to my love!
A sea around my heart:
Part shelter, part enduring word,
Part mirror of my art.
You are the calm that drains my rage,
Bliss upon my shores,
Immensity immutable,
Rush that life restores.
To you I wish to be a welcome
Harbor for your ocean,
Destiny and origin,
Aim of your affection,
Yearning of your motion.

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Birthday Flowers

Please accept these birthday flowers,
Filled with love, from random showers.
Thought of you, when I picked them out,
Grown and nourished, from a tiny sprout.

Graceful, like a rose in full bloom,
Known as the most, natural perfume.
Beautiful scents remind me of you,
Make you smile, in my soul I just knew.

Beauty surpassed oceans and sky,
One is special; never go dry.
Charming and humble, storms made her strong,
Here by my side, truly belong.

Delivered from the depths of my heart,
Symbols of love, I wish to impart.
Looking at you, everything is clear,
This most beautiful flower, it is you my dear!

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If I could give you the stars
I'd gather them inside my heart
I'd wrap them in love
And brighten your day
...with starlight

Happy Birthday Darling

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Cute & Lovely Good Morning Greetings, Wishes, Quotes SMS Text Messages

Zindagi rahe na rahe Dosti rahe gi,
Pas raho na raho yaadein rahen gi,

Apni Zindagi mein hamesha hanste rehna,
Kiun k tumhari hansi mein ik muskan hamari rahe gi,

GOOD MORNING

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Aye "KHUDA" khushi har par In k pas rakhna,
Mere Apno ko Tu na kbhi udas rakhna,
Gham na ayein in k pas mere MOLA,
Tu Nazr-e-Karam In pe khas rakhna,

Good Morning

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"Logon ko itni jaldi muaf kar dia karo
Jitni jaldi tum ALLAH se Muafi ki umeed rakhte ho."

(Hazrat Umer Farooq R.A)

Subah Bakhair.

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Cool Inspirational quotes, Decent Text Messages, Lovely quotes Messages

Born with personality is an accident
but dying as personality is an achievement,
Your birthday may be normal,
your death should be history.
Like all,
Trust few,
But learn from everyone.
Practice like a devil and play
like and Angel.
"Do or Die is an old concept
"Do it before Dieing."
It is new one!

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Kisi Dushman k 100 alfaz bhi takleef nhi de sakte
par
1 Dost ki khamoshi 100 aansu de sakti hai.

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Never Tell ur prblms to anyone
Except the 1% people, who truely love u.
Bcoz 20% people dont care
&
Other 79% people are glad that u've problems.
(Shakspear)

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Dosti karna itna aasan hai jaise
matti se matti per matti likhna...

LEKIN!

Dosti nibhana itna mushkil hai
jaise pani par pani se pani likhna...

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Best Urdu Ghazals, Romantic Urdu Poetry messages, Urdu Shayari

Ye Yaad nhi kya kuch khoya,
Bas Yaad raha muje PYAR hua,

Jab PYAR hua sab bhool gya,
Ek Yaad raha bas naam tera,

Hum masjid mandir bhool gaye,
Muhe Yaad raha bas sath tera,

Kuch saalon bad wo hum se mili,
Mein pooch betha kya haal tera,

Wo hans k boli aye PAGAL,
Tu ye to bta kya naam tera.

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Hua jo kuch,
Bhulana chahieay tha,
Usay ab loat ana chahiey tha,
Ye sara bojh mere sar pe Q he?
Usay bhi ghum uthana chahieay tha,
Q chup chap hi taaluq tor dia?
Usay pehlay btana chahiey tha,
Usi ki yaad ki khushbu hai dil mein,
Muje jis ko bhulana chahieay tha,
Zra Ghalti pe mujh se ruth betha,
Usay kia, bas bahana chahieay tha?
Mujhe paa kar usay kia chain milta,
Jise sara zamana chahieay tha..!

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Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,
Phr apni aankhon se khwabon ko bhi riha karna,

Bas aik tum ho jis se dil ki bat kartay hen,
Hmari baton ka sab se na tazkra karna,

Chunay hen hum ne kuch ajnabi rastay,
Jo ho skay to humare lie dua karna,

Tmam din ki thakan ko utarne k lie,
Zra si dair yaad kar lia karna,

Gar judai ka poochay koi sabab tum se,
tou hum pe nit naye ilzaam dhar lia karna,

Hum aise qabeele mein reh rhe hen MOHSIN!
Jahan logon no seekha hi nhi wafa karna.

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Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..
Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen?

Zakham de kar wo mujh se poochta hai..
Tere lehje me talkhiyan q hen?

Hum to kachchay makaan k baasi hen...
Phir taaqub mein bijliyan q hen?

Ishq k or bhi musafir hen FARAZ!
Sirf hum pe hi sakhtiyan q hen?

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Best New Islamic Text Messages Wazaif Greetings SMS

AAYAT-UL-KURSI ki fazeelat!

Jb ghar se jate waqt parhi jaye to
70000 farishtay har taraf se ap ki
hifaazat karen ge

Jb ghar me dakhil hote waqt parhi jaye to
aap k ghar se mohtaji dur ho jaye gi.

Jb wazu k bad parho to aap k 70 darjat
buland hon ge.

Agr raat ko sote waqt parho to 1 farishta
saari raat aapki hifazat krega.

Agar farz namaz k bad parhi jaye to merne
k bad ap ka 1 paon zameen par or dusra jannat
me hoga.

{Subhaan Allah}

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ALLAH PAAK farmate hen,

Jo mera Zikr Zameen par karta hai,
Mein us ka zikr Arsh par karta hun,

Chalo aj mil kar
Puri duniya ko
*ALLAH*
k Zikr se jaga den

*SUBHAAN ALLAH*

*ALHAMDULILLAH*

*ALLAH HO AKBAR*

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*What is QURAN?*

"ALLAH ki kitab" jo
puri duniya ki sardar

"KITAAB ko laane wala Jibrael(A.S.)"
jo farishton ka sardar

"Jis par utra wo nabion ka sardar
"MUHAMMAD(S.A.)"

Jis ummat par utra wo
Ummaton ki sardar,
Musalman,

Jis shehar mein utra
wo shehron ka sardar
"MAKKAH,MADINA"

Jis Mahina mein utra
wo maheeno ka sardar
"RAMZAN"

or jis raat mukammal hua
wo raaton ki sardar
"SHAB-E-QADAR"

Ye hai wirasat hamari

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"GOLDEN WORDS"

"HAZRAT ALI (R.A.) says,"

Jis ko tum chaho,

Us ko kabhi aazmana mat,

Qk agar wo bewafa nikla
To Dil tumhara hi tootay ga,

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Boys vs Girls cute lovely funny jokes sms messages

A Boy Was Following A Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don't U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

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Love Aur Arrange Marraige
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
.
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
.
Aur
.
.
Arrange Marriage Main
.
.
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. face-smile.png

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Girl's Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy's Hrt Is Lke MOBILE

Either Water Falls On Mobile

(Or)

Mobile Fals In Water,

Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

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Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...

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Lovely Birthday Wishes, Cute Happy birthday Greetings, Happy birthday quotes sayings SMS Messages

Your way happy birthday

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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sending u

@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...

Wishing u..

A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...

And

Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

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khushiyo ka din hai
mosam hai suhana
aaj tumhara birthday hai
plz naha k zror aana
Happy Birthday

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Lovely Bakra Eid Wishes, Greetings, Quotes SMS Messages

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)

EID MUBARAK

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* May Allah this Eid ul Adha occasion flood your life with
happiness, your heart with love, your soul with spiritual, your mind
with wisdom. I just wishing you a very Happy Eid Day.

((__))
".=""""")?
' y""+"y'

After few days Eid Ul Azha (Bakra Eid) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a Bakra as your EID Gift.

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It's so pleasant … eid mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

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Wakeup please, the moon has been sighted,
the samosas r ready, here comes EID so just go
steady lots of DUA's is all I requestn just wanted
to wish u all the BEST. "Happy Eid Bakra Mubarak"

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April Fool Jokes, funny text, Pranks

99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Anniversary SMS text Messsages Wishes Quotes Greetings Sayings

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal".
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

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Long after our anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

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Heart Touching Sad Text SMS Sad Ghazals Heart breaking Poetry SMS Messages

Udaas shamon ki siskion me... Kabi jo meri awaaz sun'na... To beety lamhon ko yad ker k... Inhi fizaon me lout aana... Tum aaya karte thy khwaab ban kr...  Kabi mehakty they gulab ban kr... Main khusshk hoonton se jab pukaroon... In adaoon me lout anaa... Meri wafaoon ka pass rakhna. Meri duaoon ka pass rakhna... Main khali hathoon ko jb uthaoon... Muri duaoon me lout anaa... Meri duaoon me loat anaa. ------------------------------------------------- kiTni bay-kaif s¡ reh jati hy dil ki basti.."Mohsin,, kiTne chup chaap chlay jate heIn jane waly... ---------------------------------------------------- *Suno tum lot aao na* Woh dekho chand nikla hai, sitary jagmgay hain. Hmari muntazer ankhen, duaaen mangti ankhen, Tumhain hi sochti ankhen, Tumhain hi dhondti ankhen, Tumhain wapis bulati hain. Yeh dil jab bhi dharkta hai tumhara naam leta hai. Yeh ansoo jab bhi behty hain tumhary dukh mein behtay hain. Keh barish jab bhi hoti hai tumhain he yad kerti hai. Khushi koi jo aay bhi tumhary bin adhori hai. *Suno tum lot aao na.* *Suno tum lot aao na......* ------------------------------------------------------ Mri ankhon me sawan ki jari rehti he Jaisay koi kashti daria me khari rehti he Dekh tri yad me kitni madhosh hoon ma Dunia ko mri or muje teri pari rehti hai.! -----------------------------------------------

Sweet & Cute Good Morning Wishes Greetings Quotes Messages

Ay Baad-e_Saba aahista guzar Dasht-e-Junoon se,

Deewanay so rahay hain Shab-e-Gham Guzaar kay....

Salaam e Subh


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"Moon"
ne off ki lighting
"Sun"
ne start ki shining
"Murghay"
ne di warning
k ho gai hai
"Morning"
Tou
Main bhi bol dun apko

"GOOD MORNING"


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Asslaam u Alaikum

"^*~S~*^"
"^*~U~*^"
"^*~B~*^"
"^*~A~*^"

^*~BAKHAIR~*^
     ^*~~*^

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Oye utho Ye koi soney ka waqt he? ? Jab dekho sote rehte ho? ? Kya sari zindagi so so k bitani he? Or han jag jao to shor mat krna I,m sleeping Good morning

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Romantic and Heart Touching Urdu Ghazals Urdu Poetry SMS Messages

Badnam zamane main Mohabbat nhi kartay,
Dil walay to dushman se bhi nafrat nhi kartay,

Ek bar jisay chaha sad Uss ka rahe,
Hum log amaanat me khyanat nhi kartay,

Tanhai main karlete hain yaad aansu baha kar,
Zahir kabhi hum apni ibaadat nhi kartay,

Waqt aane par maaloom yeh ho jaye ga tum ko,
Hum sirf dikhaway ki Mohabbat nhi kartay,

Likhtay hain faqat tumhare lie ghazlain,
Har shakhs pe hum aisi inayat nhi kartay...



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Log Aksar Ye Kaam Kartay Hain,
Raaz Ki Baatein Aam Kartay Hain,

Main Milaata Hun Bichhde Logon Ko,
Wo Ladaane Ka Kaam Kartay Hain,

Kaisay Nadan Hain Log Duniya Mein,
Pathhron Se Kalaam Kartay Hain,

Tujhay Dekha Nhi Magar Phir Bhi,
Hum Zindagi Tere Naam Kartay Hain,

Sar Se Paani Guzar Chuka ANWAR,
Aaj Qissa Tamaam Kartay Hain,



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Aisay bhi MOHABBAT ki sazaa deti hai duniya,,
Mar jayein tou jenay ki dua deti hai duniya,,


Hum kon say momin thay jo ilzaam na sehtay,,
Pathhar ko bhagwan bana deti hai duniya .

Ye zakhm MOHABBAT ka hai dikhana na kisi ko,,
Laa kay saray bazar saja deti hai duniya,,

Qismat per karo naaz na itna bhi faqeero,,
Hathon ki lakeeron ko bhi mita deti hai duniya,,

Marnay kay liye majboor tou karti hai ye lekin,,
Jeenay kay tareeqay bhi sikha deti hai duniya,,



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Yahan Khamosh Nazron ka Nazara kon banta hai?
Bohat gehray samandar ka kinara Kon banta hai?

Chalo hum dekhte hain ab khud ko barbad kar kay bhi
Humari barbadiyon mein b humara kon banta hai?

Bina phal kay darakhton ko yahan pe kata jata hai,
Kisi b besahara ka sahara kon banta hai?

Koi sheesha agar toote to wapas jur nhi sakta,
Muhabt me fanaa ho kar dubara kon banta hai?

Chalo tum aazma lo sabhi apne parayon ko,
Tumhare dard me pyare humare siwa tumhara kon banta hai?



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Cool and Delicious Funny Jokes Comic Text SMS messages

Teacher: Duniya mein kitne Barr-e-Azam hain?
Pathan: 4
Teacher: Kon Kon se?
Pathan: 1. Quaid-e-Azam
            2.Sikandar-e-Azam
            3.Mughal-e-Azam
            4. Mera chacha Haji Azam

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Ab Faraz urdu, english & arabic mix:

...= Haza ya fraaza Aaloo matar pyaza

Ya rafeeqa ya rafeeqa,
koi sms na karta,
What is this tareeqa?


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Jail mein sardar se kisi ne pucha

Tum se aisi kia ghalati hui k tum jail mein ho?

Sardar: Main ne bank loota

or .
.
.
paisay wahin jama kara die.


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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! i know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2:V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: what da hell?
Boy2: During lecture in Physics class yaar ;-)


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Teacher: what is the difference between new and old couples?
Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
and
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips ;-)


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[P][Y][A][R]
[I][S][H][Q]
[M][H][B][T]
Ye lo Taveez
ye jis ko bhi send kro ge
usay SMS parhte hi tum se
MOHABBAT ho jaye gi,
per send karne se pehlay baba ke number pe
100 ka load karwa dena.

ye taveez ka hadiya hai,

agar load na aya to taveez asar nahi kare ga.
Haq hoo, Haq hoo


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Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko punjabi me translate karo.
Student: O gya, O nass gya, O pharo odi pein nu.


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Mere khwab to usi din Chur chur ho gaye
Faraz!


Jab wo pehle din mere ghar ai
Or ammi ne kaha
Jao beta
Baji k lie
DEW le ao.....


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Islamic SMS Text Messages / Quotes / Greetings / Wishes / Sayings / Prayers

Hazrat Ali Raziallahu Anhu says,

"kisi bhi shakhs se narazgi ka lamha itna taweel mat
karo k woh tumharay beghair hi jeena seekh lay"

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"When a woman stays in home and
remains busy in doing household
responsibilities and take good
care of her children then she
is closest to Allah."

BIBI FATIMA (R.A)

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Aik Dosray Ko Aib Na Lgao Or Na
Aik Dosray Ka Bura Naam Rakho.

Al-Quran 49:11

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Wo Shaks kese Takabbur Kar Sakta Hai,
Jo Mitti Se Bana He,
Mitti Me Milne Wala He Or Mitti Me Keere
Makore Ki Giza Ban'ne Wala He.

(HAZRAT ABU'BAKAR)

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Imam Jaffer-E-Sadiq A.S Farmatay Hain K
Dua Ka Tareeqa Yeh Hai K

"Pehlay KHUDA Ki Humd O Tareef Karo
Phir Gunaahon Ka Iqrar Karo
Aur Phir Apni Hajat Talab Karo"

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"Hasbi Allah"
is an Arabic word

Means:

"Mujhay Allah kafi hai"

Whenever u feel u are in trouble,
or feel lonely,
or have some problem,
just say
"HASBI ALLAH"

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Aik buzurg se kisi ne sawal kia
K agar hmaray naseeb me pehlay se hi
sab likh dia gya hai to phir dua kiun
kren?
Buzurg ne farmaya k "Ho sakta hai teray
parwardigaar ne yehi teray naseeb me likh
dia ho k mango gay to milay ga warna nhi."

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Hazrat Muhammad(S.A.W.) ne farmaya
"Jis ne apni maa k paon ko chuma us
ne KAABA ki dehleez ko chuma"

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Kisi ne Hazrat Ali(R.A.) se pucha
"Ajeeb baat hai ALLAH
Nabi (S.A.W.) ko mehboob kehta hai
magar kalme mein pehle apna naam rakhta hai,
bad me Nabi (S.A.W.) ka naam rakhta hai,
ye ISHq k khilaf  hai!
Hazrat Ali(R.A.) ne farmaya:
"Yehi to haqeeqi ISHQ hai,
Allah pasand karta hai k Uska naam lekar
pehlay zubaan paak ki jaye or phr paak
zubaan se us k mehboob ka naam lia jaye."

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        *~*DUA*~*

Ay Allah,
Mujhay wo taaqat na de...
Jis se me dusron ko kamzor karun.
Wo dolat na de...
Jis ki khatir me logon ko gharib samjhun.
Wo ILM na de...
Jissay mein apne seenay mein chupa kar rakhun.
Wo dil na de...
Jis mein dusron k lie dard na ho.
(AAMEEN)

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Hamare pyare Rasool Hazrat MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.) 21/April/571 Esvi
12/Rabi-ul-Awal peer ko suba4:45 Makkah mein peda hue
Aap (S.A.W.) ki total zindagi 22330 din(63 saal , 4 din)
Aap (S.A.W.) ki risaalat ka arsa 8156 din (23 saal) tha...

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Night Tips

* Wazu kar k soya karo
* bistar jhar kar soya karo
* dahni karwat par soya karo
* Sone ki dua parh kar soya karo
ALLAH HUMMA BISMIKA AMOOTU WA AHYAA
* apne gunahon ki maafi or sab ko maaf
kar k soya karo

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"Logo ko itni jaldi muaf kar dia karo
jitni jaldi tum ALLAH se muafi ki umeed
rakhte ho"

Hazrat Umar Farooq (R.A.)

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BABA BULLAY SHAH ne Farmaya :

*us se dosti na karo jisay khud per gharoor ho.
*Maa,Baap ko bura mat mano chahay lakh in ka kasoor ho.
*Buray raste per mat chalo chahay kitni bhi manzil dur ho.
*Raah chalte ko dil mat do chahay lakh moun per noor ho.
*Pyaar ki baat wahan karo,Jahan pyaar nibhanay ka dastoor ho.

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"Log Tung-dasti Se
Jitna Dartey Hain
Agr DOZAKH Se Dare'n
Tou Dono' Se Bach
Jaye'n
Maal Se Jitni Mohabbat
Krty Hain Agr Jannat Se
Kare'n Tou Dono' Pa Le'n"

Imam Ghazali

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Agar Tum Muhammad (S.A.W) Ki Ummat Sey Ho
Tou
Apnay Kirdaar Ko Itna Buland Karo
K
Doosray Log Dekh Kar Kahain
Agar Ummat Aisi Hai Tu Socho Nabi Kaisa Hoga.!

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Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hai K

"Kisi ko Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K
Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye..."

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"ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai,

Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya,

Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een,

Aur paak cheezon se tumhain rizq ata kiya,

Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai,

Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai.

(Al-Mo'min; 64)

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Hadees-e-Nabwi (S.A.W.)

"Musalmano Ko Jo
Runj, Dukh, Fikar,
Gham, Takleef Aur
Pareshaani Pesh Aati
Hy, Hatta k Ek Kaanta
b Us k Chubhta Hai Tou
ALLAH Isey Is ki Kisi Na
Kisi Khata Ka Kafara
Bana Deta Hai"

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"Aqal mand apnay aap ko pust kar k bulandi hasil karta hai

OR

Nadaan apnay aap ko barha kar zillat uthata hai"

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*ALLAH De Kar Bhi Azmata Hai or Le Kar Bhi Azmata Hai.

*Gareeb Admi Roti Hasil Krne K Liye Dorta Hai Ameer Roti Hazam Krne K Lye Dorta Hai.

*Gunah Me Lazat Zrur Hai Magar Sukon Nhi.

*Baat Alfaz Ki Nhi Lehje Ki Hoti Hai.

*Kisi K Baare Me Bura Mat Socho Ho Sakta Hai Wo Khuda Ki Nazar Me Tumse Behtar Ho...!!!

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"Jis ko ye pasand ho k
Shetan is k saath
khaney main, soney main
raat guzarney main
shareek na ho, usay
chahiye jab ghar main
dakhil ho tou SALAM
kary aur khaney par
BISMILLAH kahey ..."

(AL-Hadees)

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"Agar tumhare achay amal se tera dil mut'main ho or buray amal se be'chain ho jaye
tou tu momin hai."

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Apne Musalman bhai k lie wohi pasan karo
jo apne lie pasan karte ho.

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Mazloom ki baddua se bacho
kiun k
Mazloom ki baddua or Allah k
darmyan koi pardah nhi.

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Muaf kar dene me ghalati karna
saza dene me ghalati karne se behtar hai.

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Ghusay mein logon kay darmyan faisla mat karo.

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Jo Allah k samne jhukta hai wo kisi or k samne nhi jhukta.

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Namaz parho

is say pehlay k tumhari namaz parhi jaye.

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"ISLAM" stands for:

I
Shall
Love
Always
Muhammad (S.A.W)

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